Jokes on you, I was born in Seattle WA!
Well, being in the middle of the country, Colorado has a lot of airplane traffic, so we can't exactly be small XD
my home town dosnt have any of these things it barely has a school
It's not really a small town if there is an airport that has more than one runway or any gates at all. I'm from a giant city so I never get these videos that assume every human experience is small town->big city->small town.
If it's a town with a cheesecake factory then I doubt it sucks... man collegehumor step your game up.
When he mentioned the H&M I hopped onto the first plane to go back home......he lied
My hometown is a quarter by a quarter mile long 68 people
My home town has 1.3 million people. (Philadelphia)
I live in nyc BISHHHHH
Super accurate except that the fountain kids play in is in the town center plaza, not the nice mall
You forgot the only people who stayed there are now either married or have a kid
Population 900. That was my hometown. It has a gas station and a small private own grocery store. The school is a class c school and I had one of the biggest classes in several years. 30 students. The town survives only because there is a children's home there.
THAT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THING IS SO REAL I HATE IT HERE
My hometown doesn’t have a mall or a zoo or an airport and has 2 stores
This glorious editing, superb mic quality, and perfect use of green screen is what I live for
I'm like, half convinced you wrote this specifically about my hometown, even though I know that's statistically unlikely. Well done
Apparently everybody who watches CollegeHumor was born in the flattest fucking spot of North Dakota in a town with a population of 50
My home town doesn't have a mall
What kind of crappy hometowns have more than one mall and a zoo? That seems big and nice compared to my hometown.
I still live in my hometown. My hometown is the capital of my state.